With appologies to Boz Scaggs
Greedo Shuffle
Lyrics By Jaeger
Greedo missed his ship that day
From Jabba’s house
But that wasn’t all he missed
And he ain't comin' back
A Tatooine bar
In a bad lit booth
He made his move
But Solo got the jump, and left a smokin’ hole
It was yesterday
Greedo needed cash so
He asked the Hutt
He said one more bounty to get my
Sorry green ass of the planet
And I hate Han Solo
Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
At a cantina
Waitin’ for Solo
Greedo’s waitin’ for Han Solo
Greedo
Greedo be drinkin'
Havin' great big fun
Until he spots Solo
He is talkin’ with some folks
So he waits till he’s alone
Solo’s makin' a beeline
Headin' for the Docking Bay
Ninety-Four
Sayin' Jabba wants all his money
This time he’ll take your starship
Why’s your hand under the table?
Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
At a cantina
Waitin’ for Solo
Greedo’s waitin’ for Han Solo
Greedo
One smokin’ hole in his chest
Greedo fell down face first
Dead before he hit the floor
Greedo oh oh oh ohoho
He's a grease spot
Thanks to Solo
For Greedo that’s all she wrote
Greedo
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1 comment:
Hi there. I don't know who you are, but I sat thinking about writing a "Greedo Shuffle" today and decided to look online to see if anyone else had thought of it first. Well done, sir. :-)
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