Since when did 'Gangster Chic' become synonymous with 'Laundry Day?' You've seen these jokers walking down the street in their grubby track suits, runners and scoop-necked wife-beaters, wearing gaudy gold, and diamond Jesus hangers.
Man, these guys look more like they should be in line for double soup Tuesday at the homeless shelter than the 'Made Men' that they are supposed to be.
To all of you badly dressed gangsters out there, I have two words: SILK SUIT!
If I see any more of you Goodfellas walking around in jogging clothing, I'm gonna start to believe that crime doesn't actually pay. And that would be a shame.
So remember, only one person in the universe looks good in Velour, and that's Zap Brannigan!
"It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!"
-Philip J. Fry
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3 comments:
I fucking hate bling. Am I supposed to believe that the 16 year old in front of me dressed like The Jaeger has said can afford that obstentatious 4 karat diamond earing? Am I supposed to think it's real? You look like your clothing came from Goodwill, and I'm supposed to believe that earring is genuine? Your 16 and can afford a $20,000 earring? Sure... Here's what I really think. I think you have shitty taste in clothing and lack in mental reasoning. You paid real money for an obvious fake bauble that fools no one but yourself.
Let me give you a little peice of advice. You'll look a bit less like an idiot if you take it out while your working the Fry Station at McDonalds. No one's buying your shit.
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