tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11976588.post5550115139997669652..comments2023-03-24T02:15:43.481-06:00Comments on Chilled Monkey Brainz: A Special Pirate Tharrsday Edition of DVBlusday!The Jaegerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06416440309595093935noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11976588.post-1853942941527907612011-06-12T07:35:00.394-06:002011-06-12T07:35:00.394-06:00Yes Danny, but you HATE EVERYTHING, and didn't...Yes Danny, but you HATE EVERYTHING, and didn't even SEE the flick, so your review of the review gets a HALF a smelly dreadlock, out of a million!The Jaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06416440309595093935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11976588.post-49196682710665713702011-06-02T15:44:11.739-06:002011-06-02T15:44:11.739-06:00Wow. So another insipid Hollywood sequel to a sequ...Wow. So another insipid Hollywood sequel to a sequel sends the rabid faux-buccaneer fanboy crowd into a tizzy. Pirate-obsessed geek culture of course being the flavour of the month. Too bad that month is November 2004.<br /><br />One assumes they don't even need to make an actual movie next time. Just have the obedient masses enter the darkened theatre where a Disney executive knees you in the balls and takes your wallet with a hearty pirate growl, promptly showing you the exit.<br /><br />At least we would be spared the pathetic sight of former artist/actor Johnny Depp doing his sad corporate monkey dance yet again. <br /><br />Any reviewer that constantly bemoans the sorry, redundant state of movie making these days, and then shells out good money (any money, actually) to further encourage the practice, should be forced to eat a platter of barbequed elephant dick.<br /><br />I give this flick review one smelly Jack Sparrow dreadlock out of nine. <br /><br />Matey.Danpersandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06138188472543746082noreply@blogger.com